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Heidi Hydrates


This one is inspired by my all time favourite Drag Race contestant and 2020 Miss Congeniality winner, Heidi N Closet!

Episode 8 saw the queens shoot an infomercial to sell an extravagant and unnecessary product. Heidi’s Hydrates is a multipurpose lotion which can be used for waxing cars, frying chicken and vaginal rejuvenation. Truly an all-in-one product, and it could be yours for the low, low price of £699.96!

It turned out a little bigger than I intended but there were a lot of ingredients and side effects to list! Better safe than sorry 🤷🏻‍♀️